SaltwaterTeen

Thanks, JJ

COOKING A TURKEY

Go buy turkey
Take a drink of whiskey
Put turkey in oven
Take 2 drinks of whiskey
Set degree at 375 ovens
Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Turk the bastey
Whiskey another bottle of get
Ponder meat thermometer
Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Bake whiskey for 4 hours
Take oven out of the turkey
Floor the turkey up off the pick
Turk the carvey
Get yourself another scottle of botch
Tet sable & pour yourself a glass of turkey
Bless the dinner & pass out