careful, you might shake out the very last bit of childish fun.Smh.........
Yes, the last order that I got from them said this, I thought it was pretty funny. Someone worked hard on coming up with that one, lol.Your aquarium supplies have been carefully picked from Marine Depot's shelves like delicate berries and placed into a wicker basket lined with unicorn fur. With the grace of a ballerina, we tiptoed them to our packing station where Santa's Elves—who work with us during their off-season—prepared your order for shipment.
that is the first paragraph, as that seems fair.. as this is probably at least somewhat part of a marketing thing (that i totally appreciate)... to get the rest you'll need to rely on others, or place an order. lol
unicorn fur? wait till PETA gets ahold of that one!
not to mention slave labor! (poor elves) ( they make great cookies though!)
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