I almost got picked up by a Cougar

[Paul B]

Today I was at my marina working on my boat getting it ready for the winter and this older Lady came up to me and asked me if I work at the marina. I told her no, I just look like I work here because I am always working on my boat. She said she lives in the neighborhood on the water. (The homes near my marina on the water start at about 6 or 7 million and go up to OMG, One of them sold for three million in 1973. and one went for 14 million in 1980)
She asked me what kind of sailboat was that she sees when she walks past the water. I walked towards the sailboat and we were talking about it. She was knowledgable about sailing and was dressed in kind of a sailers outfit with this old lady sailing hat on. Very proper.
After a while I wanted to get back to work on my boat but she kept asking me questions.
Nice lady but I think she was a little too friendly.
I think she wanted to take me home and have her way with me.
I still got it.... Maybe not.... She was about 80

 

[returnofsid]

LOL Paul!! Maybe she wanted to "rock your boat!!"

 

[Paul B]

Maybe she wanted to "rock your boat!!"

OMG.
Tomorrow we are having tea while we go over her finances and her health :badgrin:

 

[edwing206]

You're making this sound like it's a bad thing.

 

[ReefLogic]

I know all I read is larger tank

 

[Krish]

OMG.
Tomorrow we are having tea while we go over her finances and her health :badgrin:

At the age of 80, she might not remember you tomorrow :shock:

 

[Paul B]

At the age of 80, she might not remember you tomorrow

Yes but unfortunately, I would never forget. :shock:

 

[mcoomer]

Sorry, but cougars don't live to be 80. I think they transcend cougardom at about 55. At 80 they're just old and looking for a little somethin' somethin'. If you do rock her boat make sure you don't break a hip...know what I'm sayin.

Mike

 

[mcdonaldjosh7]

Wow the conversations get so much better here in the water fountain :lol: