This guy needs to get out....

[Alice]

...of the (gene) pool!

>>Ride-along with Gresham police leads to burglary arrest
10:43 AM PDT on Friday, June 4, 2004 Associated Press

GRESHAM, Ore. -- A Troutdale man's hopes of seeing the Gresham Police Department up close were fulfilled when he was arrested for burglary.

Wade Silva, 22, told Gresham police that he was interested in riding along on a patrol "to see what it's like." He told officers he had relatives who work as police officers in other states. But a standard records check to clear Silva for the ride-along revealed that he had an outstanding felony arrest warrant for burglary.
Police snagged Silva when he showed up Tuesday for his ride-along, 25 minutes late.

He's now lodged at the Multnomah County Jail.

According to police, Silva robbed a woman with whom he stayed for a short time -- duplicating her key, then returning after he moved out to take a DVD player, eight DVDs and 100 CDs. Police said Silva first tried to sell the goods to people who knew about the crime. Then he applied to go on a ride-along with the same law enforcement agency that was investigating the case. >>

DUH!!

:lol:

 

[Curtswearing]

What a riot!!!

It's a shame that there are no testing requirements to become a criminal. We wouldn't have any criminals then.

 

[NaH2O]

LOL - It's amazing the man can put his pants on in the morning.

 

[Beeba]

Being a paralegal I hate to say I'm not surprised by this. I agree that criminals should at least be able to pass an IQ test. Then again where would my clients come from if they did?

 

[mattseattle]

i'm not good at telling stories so bear with me. the funniest criminal story i read and actually saw it on TV one night on one of those reality shows. it was where this guy came in to rob one of those Pay Day Loan places. Well he got his money and was heading out he couldn't get the door to open. Well the stupid guy was trying to go out the door that people come in so it only opens one way. if he would've pulled on it instead of pushed it would've opened. anyway he was caught because he thought the clerk behind the counter had locked the doors so he held a gun to her head trying to make her open the door. *laff*

 

[Beckmola24]

This one's a classic! =) lol...A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

 

[mattseattle]

*laff* yeah i read that one somewhere.

 

[Wolfesbane]

The one I've read about is a guy that robbed a bank using a note that was written on the back of one of his personal deposit slips that had all of his account and personal information on it.

~ Steve

 

[Doug1]

some people

 

[Witfull]

It's a shame that there are no testing requirements to become a criminal. We wouldn't have any criminals then.

Shut your mouth Curt!! trying to put me out of a JOB!!