I received this in an email a while ago and thought some of it was funny, so I'm passing it on.
15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner is taking their own
sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in house wares......and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in
if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows
where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position
and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last but not least
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
loudly
"There is no toilet paper in here!"
15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner is taking their own
sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in house wares......and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in
if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows
where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position
and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last but not least
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
loudly
"There is no toilet paper in here!"
