Big Indian..

[Ed Hahn]

A large Indian walks into the Bar. He is leading a big Buffalo in one hand in the other is a Large Rifle. The Large Indian orders coffee. The Bartender returns with coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee, shoots the Buffalo leaving a bloody mess like you would not believe, and leaves.....
The next day, The Indian returns. He is leading Large Buffalo in one hand and his Large Rifle in other. He orders Coffee from the same Bartender. The Bartender says " whoa, whoa, Whoa Tonto, I am not going through that again until you explain what happened yesterday. You made a mess of this place.
The Large Indian replies: Oh that, That Management training... :shock: I come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull and leave a mess for others to clean up.

 

[The Apprentice]

Bad Ed

You keep this up buddy and your going to be a Bad manager

A large Indian walks into the Bar. He is leading a big Buffalo in one hand in the other is a Large Rifle. The Large Indian orders coffee. The Bartender returns with coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee, shoots the Buffalo leaving a bloody mess like you would not believe, and leaves.....
The next day, The Indian returns. He is leading Large Buffalo in one hand and his Large Rifle in other. He orders Coffee from the same Bartender. The Bartender says " whoa, whoa, Whoa Tonto, I am not going through that again until you explain what happened yesterday. You made a mess of this place.
The Large Indian replies: Oh that, That Management training... :shock: I come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull and leave a mess for others to clean up.