Does anyone know what day it is?.....

[Ed Hahn]

I woke this morning stirred. I heard a weird noise. I bumped the dog that kinda growled at me. I appoligized. My wife told me to be quiet. I kept hearing this noise. I could not wait to find out what it was. I followed the noise to our Den. I turned on the light. The noise was gone. I opened up our entry door to the Garage. My Jeep was not in its place. I thought did my wife use the Jeep last night? I looked outside in the Driveway. Ah, there it is. Then the noise happened again. I followed it again to the Den. I turned on the light. The noise stopped. Does anyone Know what day this is?......lmao

 

[Fly n Reef]

April Fools Day!!!

The funniest joke I have heard of on April Fools Day was my girlfriend put dog food in her kids cereal box. HEE HEE !! They actually got the milk in the bowl before they got a little suspicous.

Now that's pretty funny. Let's hear yours......

 

[Craig Manoukian]

Happy April Fools Day everyone!

 

[Ed Hahn]

I had this neighbor that played jokes on me all the time. He was always doing something. He put lady fingers in my Barbeque. He mailed us rotten chicken. My wife got it. He was always doing something to be awnry.
One day this guy was washing his vette and his truck. He was so pickey about his autos. You could almost eat off this guys engines.
I got this idea. I took some old use motor oil and placed it under his truck. I placed it right under his engine. The next morning I heard him start his truck and drive off. I thought to my self, that did not work. He was home washing his cars again that night. I waited until he went inside to watch TV. I took more oil out did the same thing. It was summer time. It did not get dark till late. He was out there again just cleaning away after a bit. I thought that did not work. I remember that night so well. I was watching the Stones free view of the concert Bridge to Babylon. I heard this guy reving up his engine. His hood was open, both car doors open on his truck, He had his big Red Double stack Craftsman tool box in his driveway....Wife was in rare form and wanted some thing that nite....I was laughing so hard I could not perform. I stood at my window. He could see me in my pajamas with blinds up. I waved at him.....Gotcha!

 

[Craig Manoukian]

Wife was in rare form and wanted some thing that nite....I was laughing so hard I could not perform

Thank goodness I've never had that challenge!