Electrokate
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Found this quote on Demotivators.com:
"It may be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others"
While this is a joke, in some cases throughout my life this applies really really well.
A couple years ago I spoke up for a 93.5 gallon tank (which I was told was an 80 "or something".) It was a friend's plant tank, and was in Portland. I am in Olympia. Figured I would toss it in the car, and that it would take either two trips or tying the trunk shut to get both stand and tank here. At 125 bucks for an acrylic tank and stand I figured it was a bargain.
From there things went really really badly for a long time.
First off the tank didn't fit in the car. Not no way, not no how. Ditto stand. Took a ride with a friend in her RAV 4. Nope, not that either. Later came down in a van, and one again it doesn't fit. The tank ended up out in the friend's driveway where it grew an outstanding mosquito culture and was banged up a bit by the kids. Finally a friend moved it to her house, also in Portland, where she had storage and a station wagon. 3 months later she hucked it up here. Time wasted: 1 year. During this time I got a job at a fish store (Extreme Marine) and could have had many bigger drilled reef ready tanks such as the coveted Oceanic 72 gallon reef ready bowfront with stand and hood for only twice what I paid for this tank. Dang!
Next, I had to refinish the stand. It was pine, finished in something gummy and brown that doesn't do well left out in the rain. Sanded it by hand til it was baby butt smooth, stained mahogany, and sealed in spar urethane. Took a while but man is it nice! Never thought I could make pine purty.
When I started this I had a good job and plenty of money. Then I got diagnosed with keratoconus, which meant my vision can't be 20/20 without some extreme measures, none of which worked. Between that, migraines 5 days a week and back problems I lost my job and got the part time fish store job. Medical bills up the wazoo killed my savings quickly. So I looked for the cheapest possible ways to do this tank. Solution? Bought a sump and pump, sight unseen. When I got it... overflow is broken and held together by brass screws. Pump caught on fire when plugged in. Sump is a Tidepool, need I say more? Was also missing a part, which I found out when I bought the SOS overflow for it from Marineland. Thus it took 6 weeks after getting the sump to fire it up. Never try to get a part from this manufacturer without taking names and being willing to harrass them.
On the 5th day after filling the tank (which didn't have any filtration) the nano reef crashed. Choice: stuff the coral in the other nano or in the big tank. I did both. Really amazing, everything lived except the sandbed. The smell was sort of like halitosis and Budd Bay multiplied by 20. If you haven't visited Budd Bay trust me, it's a kaleidescope of olfactory horrors...
So actually that big tank got stocked and looked kind of good during the cycle. I put additives in from day one, as I figured the live rock was more likely to stay live if I buffered. Borrowed a used CPR skimmer from the shop and tossed a couple 96 watt powerquad fixtures on it and was good to go, for a while.
This tank is 5 feet long by 18" by 20". On the plus side with the coral in it it looked a lot less like a coffin for a dead dictator. It all survived the stinky cycle but it was a white knuckle ride. Results were pretty nice. Sometimes you get what you pay for, that rock was 10 bucks a pound. Almost all the coraline on it survived and much of it plated like Montipora cap.
"It may be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others"
While this is a joke, in some cases throughout my life this applies really really well.
A couple years ago I spoke up for a 93.5 gallon tank (which I was told was an 80 "or something".) It was a friend's plant tank, and was in Portland. I am in Olympia. Figured I would toss it in the car, and that it would take either two trips or tying the trunk shut to get both stand and tank here. At 125 bucks for an acrylic tank and stand I figured it was a bargain.
From there things went really really badly for a long time.
First off the tank didn't fit in the car. Not no way, not no how. Ditto stand. Took a ride with a friend in her RAV 4. Nope, not that either. Later came down in a van, and one again it doesn't fit. The tank ended up out in the friend's driveway where it grew an outstanding mosquito culture and was banged up a bit by the kids. Finally a friend moved it to her house, also in Portland, where she had storage and a station wagon. 3 months later she hucked it up here. Time wasted: 1 year. During this time I got a job at a fish store (Extreme Marine) and could have had many bigger drilled reef ready tanks such as the coveted Oceanic 72 gallon reef ready bowfront with stand and hood for only twice what I paid for this tank. Dang!
Next, I had to refinish the stand. It was pine, finished in something gummy and brown that doesn't do well left out in the rain. Sanded it by hand til it was baby butt smooth, stained mahogany, and sealed in spar urethane. Took a while but man is it nice! Never thought I could make pine purty.
When I started this I had a good job and plenty of money. Then I got diagnosed with keratoconus, which meant my vision can't be 20/20 without some extreme measures, none of which worked. Between that, migraines 5 days a week and back problems I lost my job and got the part time fish store job. Medical bills up the wazoo killed my savings quickly. So I looked for the cheapest possible ways to do this tank. Solution? Bought a sump and pump, sight unseen. When I got it... overflow is broken and held together by brass screws. Pump caught on fire when plugged in. Sump is a Tidepool, need I say more? Was also missing a part, which I found out when I bought the SOS overflow for it from Marineland. Thus it took 6 weeks after getting the sump to fire it up. Never try to get a part from this manufacturer without taking names and being willing to harrass them.
On the 5th day after filling the tank (which didn't have any filtration) the nano reef crashed. Choice: stuff the coral in the other nano or in the big tank. I did both. Really amazing, everything lived except the sandbed. The smell was sort of like halitosis and Budd Bay multiplied by 20. If you haven't visited Budd Bay trust me, it's a kaleidescope of olfactory horrors...
So actually that big tank got stocked and looked kind of good during the cycle. I put additives in from day one, as I figured the live rock was more likely to stay live if I buffered. Borrowed a used CPR skimmer from the shop and tossed a couple 96 watt powerquad fixtures on it and was good to go, for a while.
This tank is 5 feet long by 18" by 20". On the plus side with the coral in it it looked a lot less like a coffin for a dead dictator. It all survived the stinky cycle but it was a white knuckle ride. Results were pretty nice. Sometimes you get what you pay for, that rock was 10 bucks a pound. Almost all the coraline on it survived and much of it plated like Montipora cap.
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