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snobanker

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So today was the annual Kids Bike Rodeo in Auburn. We work it every year along with the fireboys. Tons of kids riding aroung little obstacle courses, getting free helmets, watching extreme riders, eating hotdogs etc etc. This one sad kid is there and he is telling us about how his bike was stolen at school yesterday,. he said he reported it to us with the serial # and everything.......as he's telling us his tale of woe about his bike he suddenly points at this punk riding a bike like an idiot that has been gaining our attention all day anyway.....the kid yells"hey, that's my bike"........it was. I though that was pretty cool. One arrested punk...one bike returned. :D
 
Awesome Stan! I bet the kid was thrilled to get his bike back, and the kid that stole it wasn't so thrilled to be caught.
 
Gotta love the bright ones!!
I love it when you can "pick" the nimrods out before they actually do something dumb enough to get booted.
We just had a brain surgeon who was released from several other departments for stealing. He'd had several warrants from about 10 different municipalities, and wouldnt pay bail since he knew he'd just be going somewhere else. He'd finally reached the last department that had warrants out for his arrest, and had just been released from them at 0930. That town shares a border with the town I work in. We picked him up at 1100 for stealing in our town......
Genius......sheer genius....


Nick
 
That's hilarious... :lol: I guess the term "smart thief" is an oxymoron... :lol:

MikeS
 
Are you allowed to taser people for being stupid? I think it would help. I mean the ASPCA says the little dog collar shockers are ok for dogs, why not a quick tasing then jail. I believe it would help the conditioning process. Stealing=tasing and jail. Sooner or later they would catch on. LOL Glad you got to catch the A-hole. Steve
 
I got my bike stolen from in front of QFC in auburn when I was a little guy. I guess in Auburn everyone drives Ford pinto's, and nobody wants to steal those.
 
Yeah all these punks deserve to get more than just arrested...sometimes its more fum when the victims catch the thiefs before we get there..... Once when we got a call for a car prowler we showed up and the (well known to us) thief was all huddled in a corner of a car port. The two huge Norwegian brothers who caught him in the car were spraying hom down with a garden hose.....hilarious. We though they were just doing it for fun, but found out later they were washing off his blood.....hahaha...the guy actually wanted to press charges on them...ya right.
I'm sure most of you who live in the PNW heard about the recent incident in Graham right? The guy who tried to steal the camaro and got caught by the owner and friend? Guess he wont be stealing anymore cars.
 
snobanker said:
I'm sure most of you who live in the PNW heard about the recent incident in Graham right? The guy who tried to steal the camaro and got caught by the owner and friend? Guess he wont be stealing anymore cars.

LOL. I don't think so either dude. He died after being in a coma for about 10 days. The good thing is the state had said they had no intentions of charging the guys defending their property.
 
Yep the guy got what he deserved. Took a chance and lost. Hopefully those who defended their property won't get hit with a lawsuit.
I still can't believe it takes 7 auto theft convictions in WA for a dirtbag to see jail time. Saw it in the paper last week. Is this right Stan? No wonder we are the car theft capital of the country.:shock:
Scott
 
Scott, we have guys we have arrested for auto theft upwards of 10 - 15 times...they see about zero jail time. At least in the the County of King.
 
Here in St Louis its the stealings that are more difficult to prosecute. Misdemeanor stealings are under $500.00, with Felony's being over $500.00. However, if you get someone with two prior conviction's, you get to charge Fenoly Stealing 3rd offense...but, you need to have two prior convictions with a minimum of 10 days each served by the suspect in order to run that one. Our PA's cant be bothered to contact an out of state agency to verify if a person has actually served 10 days though. So say you have suspect who has about 20+ priors for stealing, and they served time in Illinois....you're not getting the warrant issued.

Keep in mind, these are the same people who turned a stabbing into a flourishing. Two guys were at the same party. One has a history of assault, drugs, burglary, etc, and just got of jail for the assault. The other has the bad judgement to hit on the first's GF at the party.
Bad guy whips out a knife and shouts that he's going to kill the motha@#%^*&, and then chases him around the house, (knife in hand, in front of 5 witnesses), and outside to the backyard, (no witnesses there). Everyone hears a scream. Bad guy walks back inside, w/o the knife he had just moments ago. Idiot staggers back inside with a knife wound in his left leg, screaming he's just been stabbed, call 911!

One of our PA's (St Louis County) decided since no one had actually seen the stabbing take place, all that could be charged was flourishing the knife. (Displaying the knife in front of all the witnesses).

Sometimes the stupid ones are sposed to be on our side.

:mad:

Nick
 
I think there is some sort of idiot mill out there, cranking them out en masse.

Nick
 
Its in Tennesse. I live in Kentucky and I am certain the idiot mill is somewhere in Tennesse. I dont know where, but they ship alot of them to Nashville. Then they just seem to wander around out and into the rest of the country.
 
And in my experience all roads lead to Auburn......Heck Mary-Kay and Billy have a Vision Quest membership at the Supermall.....and the green river killer lived here...oh well job security :D
 
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