Just in case anyone else is as stupid as I am.
Here is a story.
One day I got the bright idea to build a model rocket, and as the payload I decided to take all the pretty sparkly powder charge out of the fireworks mortor shells. So
I go get a nice small balsa rocket, assemble it, and disassemble two motar sparkle shells.
Using a booster engine to ignite the fireworks inside I put it all together.
Well July 4th comes and I am of course very very very drunk. (I dont drink anymore and this probley unrelated but I do alot less totally stupid stuff too.) LOL
So we all go outside I set it up and launch it. Now being drunk and stupid, I never tested it for center of gravity, didnt test launch one with that wieght of payload or do anything you are supposed to do.
So up it goes, about 80-100ft, then it stops, then it turns over, and the engine still burning it shoots straight at the ground where I am. Everybody else had enough sense to get away. So it hits the ground maybe 8-10ft away from me, as the engine burns out, and the booster charge lights. My dumbbutt had glued it all solid too so it would explode instead of eject the nosecone. So BOOM, and there are burning fireworks all around me. You know those ones that shoot up really high and burst. It was like that but one the ground with me in it. Somehow every single piece went around me, and nothing hit me.
So the lesson of the day was,
A. Steve shouldnt drink.
B. Steve should swing test his rockets.
C. If I think something is a good idea, it probley isnt.
So there you go.
Dont be like me.