Just a little fun

[spongebob lover]

I got a really good one, but I don't want to get in trouble again so another time another place.

hey Krish, you don't say that to us, you just do it capish
now i'm gonna be thinking what was he gonna say.
and no i didn't know there was a hitchiker on my money.

 

[Krish]

Anyone found the hitchhiker yet?

 

[spongebob lover]

hmm krish are you sure you're not drunk?
because i can't find any hitchiker in the bill

 

[spongebob lover]

hmm i think what you are looking at it's a little bit of chocolate rubbed on your bill

 

[Jiddy]

Does anyone have any jokes? And no Krish im still around, i just have a 4day weekend and am trying to enjoy summer before its gone!

 

[Krish]

hmm i think what you are looking at it's a little bit of chocolate rubbed on your bill

Gross! Just look one last time if you don't find it I tell you'll where he is.

 

[spongebob lover]

ok Jiddy here's one.
i hope we are allowed to this one hehe

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question ."
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"

now i'm still looking Krish and i don't see anything hmm may be a need new contact lensees

 

[Krish]

Good one Gabriela. O.k let me tell you where he is. Get your $5.00 bill and on the side with the President look right...umm...errr...Oh my goodness! Somebody must of already picked him up!

 

[spongebob lover]

LOL !! good one Krish

 

[Krish]

If a plane going to Washington crashes over New York, Where will they bury the survivors?

 

[spongebob lover]

hmm that's a tough one.
wherever they can i guess

 

[Krish]

Sorry Gabriela...you don't bury survivors!

 

[nasher8860]

Lmao, another good one. Here's one from my Girlfriend:

"What do Gay Horses eat??"

 

[spongebob lover]

LOL !! you got me on that one dood
i don't know what gay horses eat, i'm not a vet what do they eat dood ?

 

[nasher8860]

Haaaaaaay......

 

[spongebob lover]

Lol !!! :lol:

 

[Angelscrx]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, man that is funny. Gay horse ;-)