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[akunochi]

Thought I'd throw up some news clips. Most of you probably know the first one as it was on the Mens Room the other day.

Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled on Fence in Failed Jump
Tuesday, November 17, 2009


Print ShareThisSEATTLE — Seattle police say a man who thought he was a ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.

Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.

Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.

His name was not released.

 

[akunochi]

Now in from Russia

Tuesday, 17 November 2009
A 25-year old man was killed, dismembered, eaten and parts of his body sold to a nearby fast-food stand in the Perm region of the Russian Urals, criminal investigators have reported.

According to the official site of the local Investigative Committee of the Prosecutor's office, three homeless men killed the victim out of "personal enmity."

"They stabbed him several times with a knife and a hit him with a hammer. The victim died at the scene of the crime," the site reports.

All three of the perpetrators, who have previous criminal records, have been detained. If convicted, they face up to 15 years in prison.

 

[Chichas01]

only 15 years for murder and cannabalism in Russia? super.

 

[Myteemouse]

only 15 years for murder and cannabalism in Russia? super.

Well they should be rewarded for not leaving a messy dead body to clean up

 

[Chichas01]

depends. If they're anything like the homeless in downtown Seattle, the guy may have ended up in a slimey brown mess in the doorway of some business.