You might be a Hardcore Reef Keeper if.....

[07FocusST]

Hey guys and gals,

after watching countless hours of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour a while back I have been thinking about making a Reef Keepers edition to Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck....." kick. So lets start this off.... try to keep it reasonable and PG-13.


If your Reef Tank costs more than your car..... you might be a Hardcore Reef Keeper

If your Reef Tank is larger than your Refridgerator..... you might be a Hardcore Reef Keeper

 

[smoknreefr]

Lol i think you covered most of the bases with those two!!!!


I HAVE ONE BUT IT AIN'T PG -13

 

[07FocusST]

Lol I was hoping that there would be more.... post what you have but the MOD's will regulate.

 

[Peppie]

OK I got one

You may be a hardcore reefer if you are at the doctors office and you open the cabinet doors under his aquarium to see what type sump he is running.

 

[07FocusST]

OK I got one

You may be a hardcore reefer if you are at the doctors office and you open the cabinet doors under his aquarium to see what type sump he is running.

Haha, been there, done that!!! Keep them coming!

 

[Krish]

If you spend more time messing with your tank than you actually spend with your family, you might be a hardcore reefer!! :rockon:

 

[mcoomer]

You might be a hardcore reefer if instead of old cars in front of the house on cement blocks you've got a bunch of old tanks.

 

[akunochi]

OK I got one

You may be a hardcore reefer if you are at the doctors office and you open the cabinet doors under his aquarium to see what type sump he is running.

HAHAHAI both my wife and me did that at a super high end jewelry store the other day. It lead to a conversation with the owner about reef keeping and if I could make his tank look more appealing than the company maintaining it!

You might be a hardcore reef keeper if you tank has more technology in it then your entertainment system.

You might be a hardcore reef keeper if you neighbors are convinced you have a THC grow operation somewhere in your house.

 

[returnofsid]

If you're willing to drive, from Spokane, WA...to Seattle, WA, AND BACK, in a single day, JUST to buy ONE Coral, you're a hard core reefer! We've done that, not once, but twice!

 

[Krish]

If you wash your hands before you feed your fish, but don't before you eat, you might be a hardcore reefer!!

 

[Peppie]

LOL Krish, I just did that!!!!!

 

[Krish]

LOL Krish, I just did that!!!!!

Haha!!! I almost wanted to create a new account here so I could like my own post :rofl:. That's me many times LOL!!

 

[Krish]

You know you're a hardcore reefer when you buy a generator for your house mostly because of your tank rather than being concerned about the food going bad in your refrigerator.

 

[Krish]

You might be a hardcore reefer if you have to really contemplate if to give your thirsty child on the verge of dehydration a drink of the last bottle of water you have in your house or use it to top off your sump.

 

[user 2204]

You might be a hardcore reefer when, your house has a very bright blue glow at night.

You might be a hardcore reefer when, you go to your LFS on your lunchbreak, just look around. (Done that before) *lol* Thanks for being so close to work BRA.

 

[akunochi]

You might be a hardcore reefer if the owner of your LFS calls you to give you first dibs on something you mentioned you wanted a month ago. LOL

 

[user 2204]

You might be a Hardcore Reefer if...

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  You spend more time at work reading SW forums or texting fellow reefers than actually working.

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  When you hear the word "MP40", you don't automatically think of a machine gun.

• When you go up to the fish counter and ask for scallop. They ask, "1 lb?" and you say, "No, just one please." :rofl: Love seeing the looks everytime.

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  You might be a reefer when you have a dedicated cooler to transport corals.

 

[akunochi]

LOL I am going to go ask for 1 scallop tomorrow. I don't even have a predator tank!

 

[user 2204]

You might be a Hardcore Reefer if...

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  You're in Victoria's Secret undressing something with your eyes and your wife's not worried because it's an acrylic display (What a great things I could make for the tank with that)

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  If your version of sneaking around behind your spouse's back is always buying corals while she is at work so she doesnt ask any questions about where it came from or how much it cost. :fear:

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  You know your FedEx guy by his first name and he asks what kind of coral this time.

 

[akunochi]

You might be a hardcore reefer if you are 1/2 a liter though a bottle of red wine and waiting for new members to ask questions so you can answer questions....