Blind Man: You sure you wanna tell a Blonde Joke?

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LOL Angelscrx! I've heard that one before, but it never gets old...

5 blondes were in a bar celebrating and ordering bottles upon bottles of beer and shouting out "4 weeks! woohoo 4 weeks!" All night this went on and finally curiosity got the best of the bartender and he said, "I have to ask, but what is the deal with you guys?" One blonde said, "We've redeemed ourselves and are celebrating!!!!...We just put a puzzles together in 4 weeks and on the box it said 2-4 years!"

(too bad they didn't know 2-4 years was the age bracket(LOL))
 
did you hear about the blond women's ice hockey team that were killed?
they drowned in spring training.
 
a blond was cooking one day and started a fire. she called the fire deptment and said "help my house is on fire" to which the fireman replied "it will be ok, how do we get to you're house?" she replied "well duh in those big red trucks"!
 
did you hear about the blond women's ice hockey team that were killed?
they drowned in spring training.

LOL...You'll still picking on those beautiful blondes?(LOL)

Ok. then... What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Answer: pregnant
 
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