missing person

burning2nd · Apr 2, 2007

(with the unsolved mystery theme playing in back round)

(low dark voice)

(man holds up picture of smallest green cromie)

host says

"late last night sometime between the hours, of 9pm and 4pm the following day, a green cromie went missing"

"local authority's have yet to find any evidence of foul play, but are not ruleing out"

"we ask that if you see this fish (your picture here) 2 contact your local fish police"

anyway....
i swear im seein things. i thought he was there when i went to school this morning, but i could have bin wrong.... he has bin geting closer to the GTBA, and i dont see any carpet trails left behind, so i dont know where the hell it went.....

IF you have see the missing fishing please call 1800-two-more-2go

brady816 · Apr 2, 2007

HMMMMM inquiring minds would like to know

burning2nd · Apr 2, 2007

i got the miss on the fish hunt, and its ah negative!

i dont know at this point.....

ive yet to find anything

water is straight--->acrorss the board

(i think someone ate good)

brady816 · Apr 2, 2007

HMMMMM Roger that lil buddy be on the look out for the #$%#@% on the sand bed

burning2nd · Apr 7, 2007

(screen brakes to a guy standing with mic in hand)

Yes im here live where behind me you see the remain's of last weeks missing person report. local authorities have yet to release the name, but from what i have gathered here on the scene jim (name of dude at the desk back in studio)
IS that the victim a small green cromies, has gone carpet surffing.....

Authorities have yet to release possable reason's 2 why this small fish desided to take his life.......

(jim)

WOW john, that little guy made it far a hole 10 feet from his designated area,

:-( thats the 2nd cromie to swim to the sky