Gabriela
2 strings are walking down the street. They come up to a bar and the first string says, "I'm thisrty, I'm going to get a drink". The second string says " You can't go in there, they don't serve strings". The first string says "we'll see about that!!" So the the first string goes in and hops up on a bar stool and orders a beer. The bartender says we don't serve strings here, calls over the bouncer and throws him out. The second string is outraged by this and says I'll get a drink out of this place. He starts to ruffle his head, and ties himself and then proceeds into the bar. He jumps up on a bar stool and says "Bartender bring me a beer!!" The bartender comes over to him, looks at him real close, scans him up and down and says :" hey, aren't you a string?".
Nope frayed knot.
Crown Royal on the rocks
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