Ed Hahn
Life is A Highway...
A Blind man enters . He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there at bar for awhile, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell That joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black
belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!
?Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah??.Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell That joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black
belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!
?Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah??.Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."